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Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse is the story of the dead celebrity chef Floyd Rampant, who rises from his grave aiming to create a zombie army of chefs who will rule the world, using the human species as the main ingredient in their cordon bleu meals.

 

It is dark, original, and so funny it should carry a government health warning.

 

It is a gourmet feast, an unmissable read, and a black and poignant joke. Part horror story, part political and social satire, it gives the reader a fast-paced entrée of dread, a main course of panic and a dessert of distress.

 

CCZA, as it's known for short, has a cast of unforgettable characters, most of whom meet with gruesome ends. The action begins in Croydon, moves to London, and reaches its explosive climax in the author’s home town of Huddersfield.

 

This smart, witty and profound modern day classic works on many levels.

 

Reclusive author Jack Strange signed for Kensington Gore Publishing in early 2016 in blood, no-one is sure whose. He has a wife, poor woman, and two lovely daughters who can’t be named for legal reasons. Oh, and besides all that, Jack Strange lives in Huddersfield West Yorkshire. Need we say more?

President Doughnut has built a wall to keep the Mexicans out of America. But can he keep the zombies out too?

 

Desperate for help with his “zombie problem,” Doughnut flies out to see the British Prime Minister.

 

But Britain faces a problem that's far worse than plain old zombies.

 

Thanks to Henderson, the original zomcat, Doughnut’s visit becomes more eventful than he could ever imagine.

 

Will ‘The Doughnut’ leave Britain in Air Force One or in a body-bag?

 

 

ZOMCATS! Is a satirically dark humour littered with blood, horror and gore.

 

Zomcats! When their nine lives are up they claw their way back from the dead!

 

 

"Jack Strange writes as though he's on a mixture of speed and catnip!"

- Kensington Gore

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